Things I still need to do ( Read more... )

I've been wanting to go back to college for a while, to get my Bachelors degree.

( I went all Blue Bambi on this, so click if you really, REALLY care enough to read about it. )

A whole post quasi-dedicated to Andy ( Read more... )

This is what awaits me tomorrow, on Christmas Eve Day:

- Laundry - actually getting it done- Cleaning the kitchen so I can ( Read more... )

Right then ( Read more... )

OMG I'M GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE ( Read more... )

Okay, game plan ( Read more... )

One test down, two more to go ( Read more... )

Amanda the Human had to take Mister Amanda to a doctor appointment in OKC early in the morning, and needed somebody to take her son for the night so he could get to school, but didn't want him to be tortured at the neighbor's house, so ( Read more... )

More imaginative phrases to sum up today:

Squirrel on a treadmill
Monkey humping a football
Pissing up a rope
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Andy came in to get Mickie from band practice, I expressed my need for Tex-Mex and beer, he was all "really?" and I was all *puppy face routine with whimpering* and he's all "...fineTJ, resident smartass ( Read more... )